You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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