The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
