We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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