It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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