i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We left the knife in your bed.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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