plz talk dirty to me
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
