Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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