Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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