I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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