Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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