JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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