Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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