yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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