He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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