actually, I'm a sock model
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
birth control should be required to get into college
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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