Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wakey wakey hands off snakey
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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