The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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