so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
