Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
