Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Still dying that you shit outside
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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