Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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