I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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