Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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