These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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