Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
did i just pee glitter
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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