We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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