sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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