1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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