he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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