my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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