No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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