there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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