All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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