I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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