How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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