She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think a kid would responsible me up
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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