(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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