Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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