He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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