those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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