My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
