i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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