But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
A+ Viking dick
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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