I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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