Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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