We're like a lot better than the average bears
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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