come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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