Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
