I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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