How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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